Kevin hit his vape, his one reprieve. Another shitty day working his new shitty job in his new shitty body having to deal with his new shitty fake tits. Clearly, Kevin was far from thrilled about the situation that the Alt Shift had put him into.
The Alt Shift is a phenomenon where people swapped bodies globally and randomly, but due to social and governmental pressure where expected to act in accordance with their new bodies and the life they would live.
Great if you got the body of an Athlete, Billionaire, Model or whatever. In Kevin’s words, ‘fucking shit’ if you end up as a trashy slutty stripper like him. He would’ve even been happy if he was one of those high-class escorts for rich assholes but sadly he was not.
Nowadays, Kevin spends his days mopping about, drinking and getting high until he eventually has to go to work at the worst strip club in the most ghetto area in town. His audience full of people who got stuck in gang members bodies, most of them getting their ideas of how gangs work from rap music and Grand Theft Auto.
He’d happily admit that the worst part of the situation was the ginormous basketballs stuck to his chest. He can’t even get rid of them because that wouldn’t be ‘what your body would do’. At least the private ‘dances’ were enjoyable.
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